[Source: Lisa Kettell.]

[Source: Lisa Kettell.]

Patriotic weiners. [Source: Envisioning the American Dream.]

Patriotic weiners. [Source: Envisioning the American Dream.]

[Source: Aimee.]

[Source: Aimee.]

Because tiny butter compartments are un-American.

Because tiny butter compartments are un-American.

[Source: Susan Criser.]

[Source: Susan Criser.]

Cheers! I’ll be over around seven-ish then?

Cheers! I’ll be over around seven-ish then?