Classic Film.
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Horse statues. [Source: Classic Film.]

Horse statues. [Source: Classic Film.]

Housewifery was generally a bit of a drag until valium was invented. After that, ladies of all walks of life (well, the white middle to upper class ones) were free to watch their dishwasher baskets spin to their hearts content. [Source: saltycotton.]

Housewifery was generally a bit of a drag until valium was invented. After that, ladies of all walks of life (well, the white middle to upper class ones) were free to watch their dishwasher baskets spin to their hearts content. [Source: saltycotton.]

When does a girl awaken to love? I don’t know about everyone else, but I seem to be in a coma. [Source: Sally Edelstein.]

When does a girl awaken to love? I don’t know about everyone else, but I seem to be in a coma. [Source: Sally Edelstein.]

Girls with their legs in the air. [Source: swallace.]

Girls with their legs in the air. [Source: swallace.]

Original image yoinked from saltycotton. Cracker overload by me.

Original image yoinked from saltycotton. Cracker overload by me.

Rake weiners. [Source: My Comic Shop.]

Rake weiners. [Source: My Comic Shop.]

"And as you can see, gentlemen, I have an absolute mammoth case of penis envy."

"And as you can see, gentlemen, I have an absolute mammoth case of penis envy."